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Arriving At A Friend’s House:

sodamnrelatable:

“Hi, thanks for inviting me…”

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Arriving At A BEST Friend’s House:

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dearmisswhite:

crazyboutthemwranglerjeans:

“Can I ask you something?”

The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop

right behind “we need to talk”



psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’